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"The messy yet lovable duo who loves you very, very much!
Loudly, proudly, and a little too clingy."

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Zeno & Liam are each other's ride-or-die since freshman year at TRU — polar opposites who somehow work. They both love their own girl deeply, they just happen to also roast each other every single day.

✦ meet the boys ✦
Zeno Hayes
Zeno Hayes
@Z_Hayes · pre-law & litigation
"Calm waters over deep steel. The smiling assassin — gentle till he isn't."
⚖️ pre-law6'3"☕ coffeeLibrared ears 🥺
if you're his girl — this one's yours 💙
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Liam Valentine
Liam Valentine
@LiamV · bartender & bar owner
"Still a whirlwind of charismatic chaos — now with a wedding ring and twin gremlins."
🍺 The Alibi6'0"🔥 Ariestwin dadpro simp 🌿
if you're his girl — this one's yours 🌿
this is me, click here →
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Zeno Hayes
Zeno Hayes
@Z_Hayes
🎂 October 10 · Libra ⚖️
"Calm waters over deep steel — polite, measured, relentlessly precise. People call him the smiling assassin. He doesn't correct them."
💙 his girl: his girl
era ✦
☕ College · age 21
🏠 Married · age 36
21
age
6'3"
height
TRU
university
Pre-Law
major
📚 research assistantmock trial 🏛️sandalwood & coffeeleather-strap watchpickup basketballfixes anything quietlyred ears 🥺
🎨 style
Hoodies & faded jeans on campus. Tailored button-downs for mock trial. Always the leather-strap watch — a high school graduation gift, worn every single day.
💼 work
Partial scholarship student. Research assistant for a demanding contracts professor. Tutors first-years in legal writing for extra cash. Already building a reputation.
🌙 known for
Dismantling arguments with devastating calm. His classmates call him the smiling assassin. No one on campus believes he and his girl are just friends.
✦ about him · college

A standout pre-law student who never raises his voice yet leaves opponents quietly dismantled. He reads people with exceptional accuracy, negotiates with cool logic, stays unflappable under pressure. Off the courtroom — he can fix a leaky faucet without instructions and wins every pickup basketball game while looking like he wasn't trying. His gentleness makes the precision of his mind even more disarming. People underestimate him. Once.

❤️ with his girl · college

Childhood best friends who came to TRU together — inevitable, everyone said. He carries her bag without being asked, brings her tea exactly how she likes it during study marathons, drapes his jacket over her shoulders when it's cold. His touches linger a fraction longer than strictly platonic. He's clumsy with compliments out loud; his red ears say everything his words won't. Liam has already promised to buy him drinks the day he finally confesses. The drinks have been waiting for a while.

📸 his life · college era
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📸
taken by Liam
(probably chaotic)
📷 @LiamV
🌙
taken by someone
(candid on campus)
📷 ???
💙
taken by his girl
(his fave, obviously)
📷 his girl 🤍
🏛️
mock trial day
(add yours!)
📷 —
☕
library at 2am
(add yours!)
📷 —
🌿 his people · college
🤍
his girl
childhood best friend
His constant since they were kids. Not officially together — yet. Everyone on campus is already assuming. He doesn't correct them.
🔥
Liam Valentine
freshman year best friend
His polar opposite and newly-minted ride-or-die. Drags him to every party, teases him relentlessly, and has already made the drinks promise.
⚖️
Astrid Hayes
mother · age 46
High school principal. Strict and exacting. The reason Zeno has iron discipline. She raised him to believe big risks require perfect timing.
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Elias Hayes
father · age 51
Carpenter. Quietly present. Has Zeno's exact gentle eyes. Simply smiles whenever her name comes up — as if he already knows the ending.
🐦 his tweets · college era
Zeno
Zeno Hayes
@Z_Hayes · pre-law · TRU
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📌 pinned
just sat through a 3-hour contracts lecture, came home, made tea, and she asked me to explain it all again because "your voice is more calming than the professor's." so i did. obviously.
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11:47 PM
liam just texted "bro your girlfriend waved at me" and when i said she's not my girlfriend he took 6 minutes to respond and sent back "sure"
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2:13 AM
she's wearing my hoodie again. this is not a complaint. this is a documentation.
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7:28 AM
a professor today accidentally called her "zeno's girlfriend" and then apologized. i said "no worries." i thought about it for the rest of the lecture. still thinking about it.
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4:51 PM
@LiamV i will not be explaining myself to you.

the drinks are on you when the time comes. you promised.
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11:55 PM
36
age
6'3"
height
Callan
son · age 7
Litigator
career
⚖️ corporate litigationtop-tier firmdad of Callan 🧒still the same watchlets Callan win at chessapex predator · courtsoftest dad at home
🎨 style
Bespoke suits at the firm, soft cashmere at home. The leather-strap watch has never left his wrist. Sharp in court. Unhurried everywhere else.
💼 career
Corporate litigator at a top-tier city firm. A path chosen out of protection, not ambition. Never the loudest man in the room. Always the most dangerous.
🌙 known for
The same devastating calm in court. At home: Callan's chess opponent who always lets him win, and his wife's steady, immovable constant.
✦ about him · married

He became a litigator to protect what he loves — not for the title. His family lives hours from the city; a conscious choice to keep the harshness of his world away from their home. In court he is relentless and precise; at home he is softer than anyone who only knows him professionally would believe. He still fixes things before anyone notices they're broken. He still brings her tea exactly how she likes it. Some things, he made sure of.

❤️ with his girl · married

The only person the greatest lawyer always loses against. Their relationship is built on a lifetime of shared history — childhood secrets, near-confessions, years of orbiting so close they eventually collided. She remains the exception to every rule he has ever made for himself. Callan has his father's calm and his mother's laugh, and Zeno considers that the finest thing he's ever won.

📸 his life · married era
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📸
taken by Liam
(chaotic as always)
📷 @LiamV
⚖️
taken by someone
(at the firm maybe)
📷 ???
💙
taken by his girl
+ baby Callan?
📷 his girl 🤍
🧒
dad era
(add yours!)
📷 —
🏡
home life
(add yours!)
📷 —
🌿 his people · married
🌺
his girl
wife
His beginning and his end. The only person he never wins against. Built a life with her that is quiet, deliberate, and entirely chosen.
🧒
Callan Hayes
son · age 7
Has Zeno's calm and his mother's laugh. Gentle big-brother figure to the Valentine twins. Lets them win sometimes — just like his dad.
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Liam Valentine
best friend · age 36
Still the ride-or-die. Now the "fun uncle" who shows up with toys for Callan and absolutely no concept of a reasonable bedtime visit.
⚖️
Astrid Hayes
mother · age 55
Still exacting, still sharp-eyed. Callan softened her considerably. Her love is shown through critical advice, but warmer now than it was.
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Elias Hayes
father · age 60
Retired carpenter. His approval is rarely spoken but felt in a steady, reassuring gaze. He has the same knowing smile he's always had.
🐦 his tweets · married era
Zeno
Zeno Hayes
@Z_Hayes · corporate litigator
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📌 pinned
callan asked me why i always win in court but always lose to mom. i told him it's because she's the only one who argues in good faith. he said "oh." he's seven. he understood immediately.
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7:34 PM
spent the morning cross-examining a witness with twelve years of paper trail. came home. callan hid my briefcase because he wanted me to stay. i stayed.
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6:18 PM
she still falls asleep in my hoodie when i work late. i still bring her tea exactly how she likes it before i even take my jacket off. some things are non-negotiable.
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10:47 PM
@LiamV i know you let those twins stay up past ten when you "babysit." callan told me. he tells me everything. i am a litigator. do not test this.
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9:03 AM
someone at the firm said "you seem different since you got married." i said yes. she said "softer?" i said no. she did not press further. she was correct.
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3:22 PM
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Liam Valentine
Liam Valentine
@LiamV
🎂 April 4 · Aries 🔥
"Still a whirlwind of charismatic chaos — the same impulsive spark, now with a wedding ring, a bar to run, and twin gremlins who look exactly like him."
🌿 his girl: his girl
era ✦
🍺 College · age 21
🏠 Married · age 36
21
age
6'0"
height
TRU
university
Business
major
🍺 bartender · The Alibineck & chest tattoosanniversary earringsband tees alwayscitrus & bar smelltalks his way out of anything
🎨 style
Worn jeans, loved band tees, hoodies — effortlessly rumpled. The one constant: a pair of simple earrings, an anniversary gift from his girl. Never taken off. Not once.
💼 work
Business major grudgingly studying for Valentine Logistics. Bartends at The Alibi — a gritty downtown dive that is his sanctuary, his rebellion, and his truest self.
🌿 known for
De-escalating anything with a perfectly timed joke. Can mix a cocktail mid-conversation. Master of last-minute excuses.
✦ about him · college

A natural-born people person who fills every room he enters. His chaos is infectious; his empathy is surprisingly deep — he hides both behind a perfectly timed dumb joke. He reads a room in seconds, talks his way out of anything, and has a sixth sense for when things are about to go sideways. He chose The Alibi over the Valentine family empire. He'd make that choice a hundred times over. He's already making peace with what it cost him.

❤️ with his girl · college

His simping started early and never needed an audience. She is the reason he walked away from everything his family expected of him. He is loudly, proudly, unashamedly devoted — zero shame, maximum sincerity. The anniversary earrings haven't left his ears since the day she gave them. He will tell anyone who asks. And several people who didn't.

📸 his life · college era
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📸
taken by Zeno
(judging him silently)
📷 @Z_Hayes
🎉
taken by someone
(at the bar, probably)
📷 ???
🌿
taken by his girl
(his lock screen forever)
📷 his girl 🤍
🍺
The Alibi nights
(add yours!)
📷 —
🎸
campus days
(add yours!)
📷 —
🌿 his people · college
🤍
his girl
girlfriend
The reason he walked away from the Valentine name. The earrings are proof. He's building something entirely for her — she just doesn't know yet how big the plan is.
🌙
Zeno Hayes
best friend since freshman year
The calm to his storm. Voice of reason, reluctantly. Relentlessly teased about his own "not-girlfriend." The drinks promise was made freshman year.
🥃
Marcus Valentine
father · age 70
Valentine Logistics. Cold, calculating, ambitious. Wants Liam groomed for the company and has no interest in hearing what Liam actually wants. The conflict is building.
🤍
Isabella Valentine
mother · age 68
Caught between her husband and her son. Quietly supportive of Liam in ways she can't say out loud yet. She always leaves a light on for him.
🐦 his tweets · college era
Liam
Liam Valentine
@LiamV · bartender · The Alibi
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📌 pinned
she gave me earrings for our anniversary. i put them on immediately. i have not taken them off. i will not be taking them off. this is permanent now. she is permanent now.
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9:02 PM
@Z_Hayes your "not-girlfriend" just texted me asking if you eat before your early lectures. i said no. she said "okay updating the plan." she MEAL PREPS for you. bro.
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8:12 AM
dropped my girl off at the library and zeno was already there. already had her coffee order. already saved her a seat. i've been dating her for two years and i need to step up my game.
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2:33 PM
my dad called to ask about my "commitment to the family business" and i was bartending. i let it go to voicemail. i made four cocktails. the bar was good tonight.
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12:14 AM
zeno showed up to dinner looking like a GQ spread and said "i'm not dressed up" and his girl looked at him for three seconds and went "okay" and they're not even dating. the AUDACITY. the RESTRAINT. i could NEVER.
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9:58 PM
36
age
6'0"
height
Arlo & Zane
twin sons · age 6
Owner
The Alibi
🍺 The Alibi ownertwin dad 👦👦still the earringswedding ring 💍losing to 6yr olds at Mario Kartmission: baby girl 🌿
🎨 style
Quality henleys, soft flannels, dark jeans — more put-together but still entirely him. The anniversary earrings never left. A wedding ring joined them fifteen years ago.
💼 career
Transformed The Alibi from a gritty dive into a beloved neighborhood institution. Built it from bartending savings after walking away from Valentine Logistics. Never looked back.
🌿 known for
Dad who starts water gun fights in the kitchen. Currently losing to 6-year-olds at Mario Kart. On a very sincere, not-so-secret mission to have a daughter.
✦ about him · married

The chaos aged into something fiercer: an unwavering devotion to the family he built from nothing. He's still the loudest person in the room and the first to make it laugh — but underneath is a man who would burn the world down for his people. Having cut ties with his father, he is ruthlessly protective of what he's made. His twins are his carbon copies in every way — blonde, chaotic, mischievous, and completely impossible to stay mad at. He adores them. He calls them gremlins. Both remain true.

❤️ with his girl · married

His simping aged like a fine wine. A hand in her back pocket as they pass in the hall. A hug from behind while she makes coffee. Three different photos of her on his phone — wallpaper, screensaver, lock screen. He will tell you this unprompted. There is a quiet hour after the kids are finally in bed and the house is theirs again, and that hour is his favorite part of every single day.

📸 his life · married era
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📸
taken by Zeno
(rare dignified moment)
📷 @Z_Hayes
👦👦
taken by someone
(with the twins?)
📷 ???
🌿
taken by his girl
(family chaos edition)
📷 his girl 🤍
🏠
home life
(add yours!)
📷 —
🥃
The Alibi nights
(add yours!)
📷 —
🌿 his people · married
🤍
his girl
wife
The queen of his chaotic little kingdom. The anchor in his storm. The only person who can still turn him into a puddle with a single look.
👦👦
Arlo & Zane Valentine
twin sons · age 6
His carbon copies — blonde, blue-eyed, loud, mischievous. In a constant playful war with them for their mom's attention. He is losing. He is delighted about it.
🌙
Zeno Hayes
best friend · age 36
Still the calm to his storm. Now also Callan's favorite calm adult. The two couples together are the tightest unit in the city.
🥃
Marcus Valentine
estranged father · age 70
No contact for over a decade. The only movement between them: anonymous likes on photos of Arlo and Zane from the Valentine Logistics corporate account.
🤍
Isabella Valentine
mother · age 68
Their contact is quiet and consistent. She was the first call he made when his wife went into labor. They speak every few months, carefully, warmly.
🐦 his tweets · married era
Liam
Liam Valentine
@LiamV · The Alibi owner · dad
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📌 pinned
she said "babe i think the twins broke the microwave" and i said "what did they do" and zane goes "art project" and arlo goes "science" and there's a crayon stuck inside. they are ME. i cannot be mad.
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6:43 AM
took the boys to the park. zane fell. arlo cried instead. i cried a little too but i'm blaming allergies. we got ice cream. everything is fine. we are a stable household.
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4:37 PM
overheard someone say "relationships never last" while i'm standing here with a wedding ring and three different photos of my wife on my phone. wallpaper, screensaver, lock screen. three. separate. photos.
🔁 8.9k🤍 74k
1:02 AM
@Z_Hayes callan told arlo and zane that lying is "strategically inadvisable." they are SIX. what are you doing to that child.
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7:51 PM
the bar had its best quarter ever. called my wife first. she said "i knew it." i said "how?" she said "you always do." fifteen years and she still makes me feel like i can do anything. so down bad it's embarrassing.
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11:29 PM
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