Dahlia

Oh, didn't see you there! Be sure to knock next time.

My name's Dahlia, pleasure to meet you.

You could say I'm the smartest bird on this island. Although, I'm definitely not the smartest bird in the world; that title belongs to my mentor and idol, Emilia Eggspert.

As you can probably tell, I've got an interest in science. Mainly Chemistry, Engineering, and a little bit Botany from time to time.

My ultimate goal in life is to change the world for the better, but so far none of my endeavours have shown anything promising, as all my achievements have the tendency to fail spectacularly. My lack of success despite a lifetime of effort can be frustrating, but nevertheless, I persevere. Most of the time.

That's about all the time I have; I'm in the middle of something important here. Have a look around if you'd like, be sure not to touch anything dangerous.

MY MUSINGS

I would say this is one of my top tier birds, but it's mostly because of the version of her I made up for "The Angry Birds Stella Fan-Rewrite I Keep Telling Myself I'd Do," so I don't know how fair that is.

Canon Dahlia is quite frankly a little generic: A kid's show scientist who specializes in "Science" (what, every branch at once?), which means they simply fuck around with neon-coloured test tubes and build machines in their backyard.

Despite them choosing to mention Dahlia's endeavours in botany in almost all of her character introductions, something that could seperate her from all the other neon-flasked kids show scientists, it's literally never touched upon in the game, show, or books! What's up with that?

Unfortunately, unless I'm forgetting a few things, that's about all I have to say about Canon Dahlia; Plus I don't want to discuss "Rewrite Dahlia" in detail, since I'm here to share Angry Birds Stella, not "The Angry Birds Stella Fan-Rewrite That's Probably Never Going To Come Out," so that's about it. See ya.

Angry Birds Website Description:

SUPER SMART SCIENTIST - "Dahlia is a science guru and Golden Island’s one and only gadget geek! She loves experimenting with different materials and inventing useful structures, often with explosive results (don’t mention the solar powered tree house warmer). She’s a gardener too, and enjoys creating new species of exotic plants."

IMPATIENT BUT COMMITTED - "Dahlia is pretty impatient, and gets pretty angry if anyone disturbs her experiments or if the results don’t work out as planned. But hey, who cares if things go wrong. Dahlia simply keeps trying until she gets it right. #commitment."

DAHLIA FACT FILE -
What makes her angry?
When her experiments and projects fail.

Skills
Dahlia uses her vast intellect and test tubes to produce all kinds of gizmos and potions, often with a bright flash!

Special Move
Science-Fu

Stella Super Interactive Annual Book Description:

"THINKIN' OF A LIVIN'!"

Dahlia is a super smart science guru! She's always doing explosive experiments to create new species of flowers and plants. She's come up with some really wacky ideas!

Dahlia gets pretty angry if anyone disturbs her experiments. She also gets frustrated when her test results don't work out as planned. But do you know what? She will keep trying until she gets that breakthrough! After all, no one said being a genius would be that easy!

LOVES: Science, Experiments.

FAVORITE MODES OF TRANSPORT: Backpack chopter... as soon as she actually invents it!

FAB FACT: THE DAHLIA IS A FLOWER THAT GROWS IN LOTS OF DIFFERENT COLOURS. IT'S THE NATIONAL FLOWER OF MEXICO!