Wolfendreams: Staff of Art Date: 8/29/2023 ----- Had a dream about playing some video games when I heard an explosion and I woke up. But then I went back to video games a second time, only to find that German Nazis have invaded the house, so I quickly gathered what I needed and crammed as much as I could into my bags and fled. I saw dad nearby a Dairy Queen and he told me to flee from this place since it's not safe anymore. First thing I do, I head to 7-11 and get some food for later. The cashier was dead and nobody else was there, so I just gathered what I thought would be nice and left. Then as soon as I reached the DQ again, there was a beach instead, and a boat. So I hopped on the boat and sailed for a good two hours, while stacked on clothing, food, drinks, and my sketchbooks and laptop. Eventually I found land and parked my boat by the pier, and I hopped onto shore. The grass was a dull orange, and I found an assortment of wizards, small houses, and a few German Nazis there who were attacking them. A wizard hurried over to me and showed me to some shelter amidst the murders and fights. Next thing I knew I was in an underground civilization full of wizards. He introduced me to them and told me to introduce myself properly. So I did, and I showed them that my strong suit was drawing, and they came up with an idea: they gave me a giant magic paintbrush to defend myself. With it, I could paint anything I can think of. But then some Nazis found the shelter and started attacking us, which I promptly painted us a shield so we could get extra time to pack up and be ready to flee. Once they got close enough, they surrounded us and waited for the leader to arrive. It was none other than Hitler who stepped foot as we were shielded and armed. He looked at me, then the wizards, and then back to me, and said that he hated people who are LGBTQ, furries, and "incapable" of standing ground. That's when he broke my shield and we dug down as fast as possible and away from them till we went back up and surfaced. Now we were at a large farm, and all the crops were fresh and ready to pluck out from the ground. So the wizards sealed up the hole we dug and we gathered as much food as we could so we could not only be stuffed, but stocked as well. There was only one person there, it was a farmer named Joe. he didn't mind us getting the crops since he can easily and quickly make another batch (we did ask him beforehand btw, dw). I told him that we were being attacked and chased by the Nazis, so farmer Joe thought for a while till he had a plan. We were taken to this giant shed which had this HUGE portal in it for some inexplicable reason, and he told us that on the other side is a place full of people like us who are prideful, furries, and unique. One of the wizards asked about him and if he'll tag along, but Joe said no and told us that farm life is all he ever wanted. He also told us that only he knows how to work the portal, so if the Nazis ever arrive, they won't know how to get the portal going since he has the keys to a chest. I asked him if we could bring the chest and key along but he said no, and that he doesn't want us to get hurt. "It was for the better", he said. Once we said our goodbyes, we stepped into the portal one at a time. We were floating in this purple vortex till we were all in, and we were taken to the land that Joe said: prideful friends, furry friends, unique friends, all of them with no sight of Nazis. Another wizard scurried over to us with a kobold by their side and greeted us, and noticed my magic paintbrush. I told him what happened before and he was horrified that the Nazis are back decades later. The kobold told us that we're safe here, and could use our help. So she brought us over to this pretty palace and escorted us to the king, where he honored me and the wizards for surviving the Nazis. The king pointed to me and my paintbrush, and said that paintbrush could be used to revolutionize this place. The kobold told him my strong suit was drawing, so he pondered for a bit till he told me to think of something to keep everyone under a roof. I thought, and thought... till I painted a ton of camper vans to life. The king was delighted! he was delighted so much that he appointed me as the "magical artist" and offered a position to basically be Jesus and be the one who can solve people's problems. I said yes to his offer and asked about the wizards. He told me they can accompany me, as well as the kobold, as a special group of people who aim to solve people's problems. We were all super excited to be this new group of people, now that we fixed a housing problem on this land and assembled a group dedicated to helping people, and thanks to the campers, we all had a place of our own to stay. I also had another dream where I met a female Sonic who was a halfcut, but that dream merged into the first one and I met her in my own camper while I was busy unpacking my stuff that I brought along the adventure. ----- Archived by Lavie Extra notes: So let me get this straight; he came back from the dead and was taking over the world, essentially Wolfensteining the world, you met a bunch of wizards and a farmer, and then a Tak 2: Staff of Dreams happend and now you're in a newly-forged Slab City, AND met a female Sonic who had her head on her waist and no arms? That sounds like one hell of an adventure!