The Horrorshow
Date: 6/30/2024
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I was on a gameshow, and the contests were about getting shelves identified alphabetically, pusing entitled ladies out the way, crossing a flowing river, a haunted mansion, and sorting shelves again but this time it was dark.

It started with 10 people, and then slowly decreased till only one person was in the game. The rest were stuck with whatever challenge they were on, and I was doing the last challenge, right? I heard something deep and groaning, and I bolted back to the start of the first challenge, even running on all fours to maximize my speed. I was being chased by some lady with a prop chainsaw, and she was wearing green and orange with white gloves. I remember wall-running and jumping over small shelves as hurdles just to evade her, till I finally get the idea to shove her down and knock her over, using a mannequin to knock her down.

Last thing I remember was being in the kitchen of a church and eating raw but cooked duck. It was not edible whatsover and it tasted fucking disgusting.
I also remember being locked in a blue room with pictures of various phobias, and I was breaking everything and trying to escape, losing my mind in the process. After half an hour of banging and chipping away at the door, I was free, and started to go absolutely nuts on the props and equipment there on the gameshow.
Some people tried to stop me but I shoved them aside with great force as I was breaking everything. security couldn't stop me either.
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