School Birthday Antics
Date: 5/18/2021
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I dreamt about some school staff throwing me a birthday party, except one person was a complete dick, and it's weeks after my bday. Before that, I took on a few Helltaker-themed obstacle courses, which had every character from each level, and at the last level I just went full on insane and was swinging around, flipping, doin all sorts of tricks, all while it was over a vat of lava. When I finished the last obstacle course, I was expecting all the Helltaker characters to join me for my very belated bday party, but... Instead it was just some of the school staff. So then after they presented a big cake, complete with blue icing and chocolate, the gifts came, except the guy from earlier was all like "Oh hey these are for your dad! Let's go give them to him!" When clearly they were for me. IDK what possessed me to do this, but I bolted out of there and picked him up and said as I brought him back, "We're not fucking done, get the fuck back here bitch."

When I sat him back down, I saw Modeus there, waiting for me, along with the rest of the cast instead of the school staff. Justice couldn't contain herself and just went "You actually picked up that one douchebag? That's awesome." She also whispered how I might have horns of my own growing soon... But, they were all stepping aside for Lucifer to come up to me and hand me this big gift, wrapped in maroon, and a smile on her face as she said, "Happy belated birthday~" to me and apologized for how late it was. The third wheeler got booted out and held in place by Judgement as they all watched me open up Lucifer's gift. And lo and behold, in it was a BIG Lilac plush. And then Lilac appeared! Somehow, some way, the Helltaker gals found out how much I simp about Lilac, so the CEO of Hell herself got me a big plush of it. Also this Lilac wasn't any regular Lilac.

Obviously, Modeus found out about the kinky stuff I draw, so she went all red in the face as Azazel was jotting down some notes or whatever. So after Lilac gave me a hug, the other gals did, too. Even Judgement, who normally, IIRC, is hard to flirt with, gave me a hug. Guess I had a harem of my own. Earlier, Cerberus noticed the chocolate and blue icing cake I had and decided to munch it all up. And it wasn't until now that Modeus decided to bring in a bigger and more special cake for me, albeit with Malina making sure that Cerberus doesn't munch that one either. It was red velvet with purple icing, with chocolate chips scattered all over the place. When I noticed the purple icing, Beelzebub peeped from behind the giant cake and said happy bday to me, even if it was very belated. After the party, Modeus wanted to see me behind the school, so I went to the back, and she grew me my own set of demon horns. Not a headband, ACTUAL horns. Also, she brought over Lucifer to turn me into my own OC, so that was really cool.

So now I was my OC, with demon horns, and a BIG Lilac plushie. I gave Modeus a hug and kissed her, she went all red in the face and flustered while Lucifer just chuckled and patted her on the head. And to think that was it! The last thing my dream had was all of them, plus Lilac walking with me home and just being part of my own family. Even if they're from hell, I still took them in like it was a glorious success (Ah? Ah? See what I did there?). The Helltaker himself had to help me out with keeping everyone in check, but everybody was relatively tame, and very, VERY, VERY obedient, listening to everything I told them. For certain, I was convinced that Modeus had a HUUUUUUGE crush on me.

Holy crap, I've been meaning to tell you guys about this dream. This was one of my favorites.
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