Neighbors: The Criminal Video Game Date: 7/10/2024 ----- There was this unreleased Super Nintendo game called Neighbors, and the premise was this: Five people enter a house after getting to know each other, but now some lies have been told, and now they're beating each other up. Whoever is the last neighbor standing wins, and a new batch of neighbors goes in the house. The style was live-action, pre-rendered graphics, and it says that this is based on the TV game show of the same name. Speaking of the game show, that too existed in the dream, and it turns out after every round, they would actually be facing criminal charges despite the disclaimer that no real violence was actually used. Plus, all sorts of ages were on the show, like elementary schoolers, adults, science engineers, musicians, etc., making this even more outlandish. I remember being in a round myself of this, and I was facing off against some brown-haired young adult that looked like the "I like turtles" kid, and... Well let's just say instead of comic gags, I actually beat him up. I forgot what I said exactly, but I said something like "well look at that, motherfucker!" and "THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVED!!!" once he was out cold, and I was later charged because of my assault against him. As for the show itself in the dream, it aired for the first time in 1993 and ended in 2010. Only thing though, this dream hasn't ended yet, and I'm now in jail, with other people I have no idea who they are. Yet, it seems like the game of Neighbors was still going on, only in a more violent and realistic scenario. Strangely enough, I didn't see any law enforcements there, so everybody was going ham on each other. I was hiding somewhere. Under a table? I was found. In my cell? Was ganged up on. In the bathroom? Cold showers and hits to the face. So now I was running away from the other inmates with whatever energy I had left, all bruised up and hurt, until this pretty catgirl lady wearing some light purple dress, all cutesy and typical of what you'd find with catgirl animes, appeared of nowhere, and she started shooting everybody with what looked to be an AK-47, which left everybody dead.......... Except for me. She bailed me out by hijacking a police car and driving away with me in the non-driver front seat, handcuffs broken too. Last thing I remember was being driven to some sort of plaza and being stranded there, but it seems as if this plaza had all sorts of buildings there, like restaurants, clothing stores, etc. And so despite my beaten up face and my orange clothing, I went inside this place called "Brewster's" and they had breakfast and lunch items. I remember ordering some pancakes there, only to find the people that I saw thru the glass were all gone, despite how lively the plaza looked. I was just standing there after finishing my pancakes, unsure of what to do next inside the place before I woke up. ----- Archived by Lavie Extra notes: ... Jesus Christ dude, are you always like this in your dreams? Are you attending your therapy sessions? This whole brutal and offensive version of yourself has been such a recurring theme across all these dreams. That catgirl you saw isn't a saint either if she's using firearms and bailing you out like it's an action movie.