GET THE FUCK OUT
Date: 5/14/2025
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Me and dad were shopping until we heard trumpets playing some sort of fanfare, and we heard a police with a megaphone say "The prince of Czechoslovakia is here for an important message." And there was clapping and cheering. He continued, saying "We have a bunch of white supremacists here today along with Donald Trump lined up and ready to hear what the prince has to say."

That's when we bolted outta there before the crowd could engulf us.

Last thing I remember was some ICE agents trying to capture me and dad, but I had Klonoa's ring which apparently shot out bullets instead of binding enemies, and I was pointing it at them, ready to fire if they came closer.

I also heard some sort of cult chant behind us and they were in this dark and dimly lit room with red markings and red candles everywhere, humming as if they were summoning something.

I would've had more but the fire alarm went off which gave me some trouble since it's SO FUCKING LOUD.
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Archived by Lavie
Extra notes: Yup this has something to do with current events over in your world.