Fuck You Armstrong
Date: 6/7/2025
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I was fighting Senator Armstrong with a regular katana inside of a church, and the only way to weaken his hardened armor was to ignite all the candles, which will cause his armor to heat up and soften. Every time I ignited a candle, he got really upset and kept shouting, and whenever I got enough consecutive hits on him he would smack me to the wall and then beat me up.

Eventually I got a sticky bomb and lit the fuse, and hurled it directly at him, saying "Fuck you America, I hate you!", and he shouted super loud as he tried to get the bomb off himself but couldn't as I ran out of the church.

Last thing I saw (much like other dreams that included the church) was him at the door, on his knees, screaming as he melted as the building was burning.
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