Easy Rage Oven
Date: 1/1/2025
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I had a dream about owning an Easy Bake Oven and trying to bake a simple cookie, but even after following all the instructions the cookies come out either crunchy, burnt, and really firm. For no reason at all I was in a sort of competition too, and with every cookie that fails to bake I get scolded by someone. Every single cookie I was making resulted in a fail sound, and I only got more and more agitated from it.

I tried to bake another cookie after ten failed attempts, this time adding in a bit more cookie dough and chocolate than the instructions said, but also putting in a bit of chocolate syrup into the mix, and then baking it for 2:25 minutes instead of 1:10.

After much waiting I finally get a cookie that I enjoy eating, only for me to be scolded that there's too much of everything added, I wasn't supposed to be eating them, and lastly Sonic comes in and tell me "skill issue", which finally set me off, resulting in me slamming the only cookie I enjoyed to the ground, all jittery with looks ready to just kill someone.

Slowly, I turned to face him, grabbed him by the neck and slammed him to the ground, watching him start to bleed, proceeding to start beating him up and taking his shoes in the process, even slamming a now unplugged Easy Bake oven on his face, not only making him bleed more but also causing some third degree burns with how some parts of it were still hot from baking so many cookies.

With every hit I land on him by means of fist, oven, or other weapons, I only was able to build up more and more tears until I finally had enough. It looked like I was gonna scream in Sonic's face, but the only thing I did was quickly apologize and then run off crying.
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