Cracking Eggs
Date: 7/5/2025
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I had a dream about Dr. Eggman being president, so hundreds of people, including me and my family, traveled to the white house with lighters and torches.

On the night of his first presidency, we all were sitting and kneeling in silence, torches in hand, as we were ready to execute our community plan to burn everything Eggman and watch the white house go up in flames. The walls were littered with protest graffiti as we stared at the Eggman statue, waiting for Eggman to return from his shower.

When he saw what was going on, we lit our torches and threw explosives as we all made a beeline for an exit through a hole in the wall, shouting and chanting: "Down with authoritarianism!"

I saw folks like Sonic, Tails, Sally from Atlyss, Angela Flux, Lorna, Carol, Neera, even Bowser and Peach were there as we all set aside our differences and bonded together.
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