Celery's Concert Fright Date: 8/25/2023 ----- I had a dream about Celery enjoying a pop concert, only to find that as the first song was closing, everything stops and suddenly two people are trying to kidnap her. So she runs as fast as she can to the exit, only to find some hag with torn clothes and a lotta acne trying to grab her and inject her with some sort of drug, which made her turn a full 90 away. Now she was cornered and couldn't run, so she screamed as loud as she could for help, and who came to her rescue? I did. I had a metal chair in my hands and smacked them as hard as I could, then I took a swiss army knife I had on my keys and then stabbed their arms, then shoved them down a small flight of stairs as the sun was still out, letting them heat up as their wounds were open, then closed the doors. Peppino was also there and he called 911 to make sure those guys didn't touch Celery. I asked her if she was okay and she was in a puddle of tears from seeing the guys trying to take her away. She wanted her trio of Nya Nya Sugar Sweetie plushies and so Peppino brought them to her, while standing very close to us. ----- Archived by Lavie Extra notes: Poor Celery... She's a bright-minded girl, and the thought of her being kidnapped scares me.