Bulletbrain Willie
Date: 1/4/2024
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I was shopping at a mall, then a store clerk laughed at what I was wearing, and he led me to this dark room full of games, but when I peeped inside with a flashlight, I saw Steamboat Willie's Mickey Mouse and I bolted for an exit, which they almost locked me in. Now I charged towards the guy that locked me in and started to choke him till he waa dead. Now im bolting for an exit, and I found a pistol and ran as fast as I could to the other guy who helped him lock me in. I shot him dead. Right in the head.
I was outside now, jumped by some thug wearing white, so I was breakdancing my way to him and shot him down as well. After that, I was sitting on the ground with a crazed look on myself.

Now the police were about to arrive, and just as I was about to be locked up for four years for first-degree murder and endangerment of people....

I shot myself. Right in the head. I put the gun in my mouth and pulled the trigger, and made sure to aim for the part that's vital; the brain. I bled out, so much. Part of my guts were just now on the concrete floor for everyone to see, as I dropped the gun after the bullet fired. Now nobody could get me since I was dead.
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Archived by Lavie
Extra notes: Eugh... That was uncomfortable.