Arrogant Walmart
Date: 12/25/2022
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I bought a carpet at a Walmart, but then the lady who usually stands by the exit to check receipts said I needed a receipt, despite showing her it. She then tore it to shreds and started chasing me into the parking lot. I managed to hide behind a shipping crate, and noticed she has grown larger and lankier, with her face deformed. I had to escape the parking lot Metal Gear style, and.... I escaped! But I then was in a train station at the end of some tracks. The doors opened while the train was still going, so I ran as fast as I could to get on the train.
Later on I signed up for a job at a mall, but then I noticed some stuff were missing, so I dashed back to the spot where I got the job and noticed my phone, some plushies, and my keys were there, so I snatched them back and the person behind the counter was like "Hey! you can't do that! You're gonna regret that later on!" And then they started to chase me out the mall. I then smacked them into a lamppost with my still rolled up carpet.
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